Rene ([info]ratinthecity) wrote,
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pickles
pickles, pickles, pickles, dill, pickles, dill, picklesdillpeter!
dill pickles dill, dill dill, dill, pickles peter!
pickles, cheese, dill
peter, petey, peter, petey, pickles
dildos, tassles, dildo pickle boobie tassles.
tassles, boobies, tassles, booties, tassles, pickle dildos, boobie tassles, cock rings.
cheesepicklesbunseedssweetandsoursauceonmypussy, PETER!!!
chicken tenders, oreos cheese pickles, dill pickles, bloody mary, lucifer
satan lucifer tire irons.
So petey is a pet parakeet I had until my cat bit his fucking head off.
so i duct taped his head on and shoved a straw in his ass and filled him up with pink lemonade
gave him a 40000 volt shock and i figured out how to be dr frankenstien. So now if you see something that looks
half baloon and half bird, dont freak out because its only petey and his 4ft cock.

now fuck you all Im smoking a cigarette

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[info]labralege

August 13 2005, 07:48:29 UTC 6 years ago

man, your fucking awesome. m ore awesome then the "i can't believe it's butter" guy.

oh wait...that's cause i LOVE YOU. fart face.
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